When epic boundary events leave, this was amazing, like literally. All technological titans arrived there, Yo. Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Sergei Brin, Altman himself, Jeff Bezos, Jeff Bezos, fiancee Lauren Sanchez, bride Jeff Bezosa Lauren Sanchez … Emerging … It was deadly.
And in the center of all this, the vision in Orange Perma-Tan was the best brotherhood of all of them-US president Donald Trump.
As their fortune has fallen since the Titans’ technological throw to the inauguration of President Donald Trump on January 20: Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook, Lauren Sanchez along with her fiance, the head of the Amazon Jeff Bezos, Google Sundar Pichai and head of Tesla Elon Musk.Loan: AP
However, seven weeks from the curse of the recent Bff Kaca stays. The primary team of the cheerful Mogulów Trump, apparently identifying as die -hard Republicans, saw how their personal fate fell and the popularity of their corporations in the field of free rainfall. The net value of Elona Musk has dropped by $ 178 billion ($ 235 billion) from December. Amazon shares refueled in order that Bezos saw $ 29 billion was thrown out of the results.
Then there may be Zuckerberg, whose meta supplies also fell, costing him a cool $ 5 billion, partly due to his combination with a powerful friend with none advantages.
Actually, it’s enough for you to return with tears. Can anyone provide me with an account for $ 100? Maybe I may have to blow my nose.
No, wait, I even have a higher idea. Collect round, Titans techniques, form a healing circle. I realize that I’m not a leader of fascinated about a billionaire. Indeed, I’m technically a brother. But, like Zuckerberg at the inauguration of Trump, I’d probably stare at the Lauren Sanchez neckline, if we were sitting side by side. I also saw my personal wealth recently fought. I still ignore bringing money to the local sushi pond, and those that thieves charge an extra 1.5 percent from a bank card transaction. At this rate, I probably undergo bankruptcy in mid -May.
Anyway, where were we? Oh learn how to alleviate misfortunes and be bros technology. Here’s what I even have:
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Elon Musk: The head of the newly created Government Department of Efficiency spent the first few weeks in his concert, spending expenses faster than gathered by small moms. In fact, it might be a bit unfair-a stimulated father of 14, expenses at about the same pace as gathering small moms. Twitter or X or whatever is named, is a terrifying panic room through which the civilized discourse will die. Meanwhile, the bottom falls from his beloved automobile business, and a dozen or so “violent or destructive acts” directed to Tesla objects since the inauguration of Trump in January. Listen here, Elon: I say it with love. Removal X to someone with Rabacka Raison d’Etre and a basic understanding of the principles of kindness, turn the staff of the White House and return to Tesla. Create like one among those incredibly quiet cars and do not move until you spend 12 hours connected to something electric.
