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“Representation matters!”
Former Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel was fired by NBC just five days after being hired as a broadcast contributor.
“If you don’t know McDaniel, she’s terrible,” Stephen Colbert said, recalling McDaniel’s work with former President Donald Trump and his denial of the 2020 election results.
“Happy Women’s History Month, girls! It’s 2024 – you too may be a morally bankrupt, dictatorial asshole. Representation matters!” — STEFEN COLBERT
The Strongest Punches (“Disciples Are Standby” Edition)
“Yes, the guy who is going to trial for paying hush money to conceal an affair with a porn star is selling Bibles. And since this is the Trump Bible, most of the Ten Commandments are blurred out.” — SETH MEYERS
“Now this is no surprise to anyone – making money is Trump’s religion. As his Jesus famously said, “It will be easier for the camel to get through the eye of a needle if you pay me four easy installments of $19.95. Act now; students are standing nearby.” — STEFEN COLBERT
“He has to have a spare Bible because every time he holds it, it bursts into flames.” — STEFEN COLBERT
Pieces value watching
On Wednesday’s “Tonight Show,” Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Fallon asked one another random questions.
What are we enthusiastic about on Thursday night?
Singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow will appear on “Late Night with Seth Meyers” on Thursday.