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Everyone will laugh at you
During an appearance on Fox News over the weekend, Donald Trump discussed Jimmy Kimmel stabbing him on the Oscars. Trump expressed surprise that Kimmel read Trump’s offensive posts about him on air (“All he had to do was keep his mouth shut”). The former president also insisted that it was his posts, not Kimmel’s on-air response, that went viral: “Haven’t you already passed your time in prison?”
“I guess I shouldn’t be surprised,” Kimmel said Monday. “I mean, Donald Trump has said I have no talent so many times that Eric is starting to get jealous.”
“Trump’s lawyers told the court today that they cannot find anyone to post the $454 million bond needed to cover New York state debts. They say they approached about 30 bond companies and none of them wanted to cooperate. Damn, I wonder why. —JIMMY KIMMEL
“In his defense, how is a billionaire even supposed to get half a billion dollars, you know?” —JIMMY FALLON
“Can you imagine that connection? “Welcome, we represent Donald Trump. We were wondering in the event you could… hello? I mean, who would have thought that a hard-earned popularity for not paying your bills would make it harder to get a loan? —JIMMY KIMMEL
“Trump really cares about money. Right now, in the event you use Airbnb, you possibly can rent Trump Tower, Mar-a-Lago, and Eric. —JIMMY FALLON
– What’s the issue anyway? Didn’t you say Mar-a-Lago was value at the least $1.8 billion? Just take a reverse mortgage for it. I’m sure Tom Selleck could enable you. —JIMMY KIMMEL
Pieces value watching
“Road House” star Jake Gyllenhaal took part within the whisper singing challenge with Jimmy Fallon on Monday’s “Tonight Show.”
What are we enthusiastic about on Tuesday night?
Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson will appear on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
