In what officials call “the bold next step in brand management”, Governor Jeff Landry signed the executive order of the officially modified state of Louisiana to Landriana, citing improved management, stronger national equalization and “The Vibe”.
“This change will reduce the confusion, improve branding and increase my older surface,” Landry said, standing in front of the full -length mirror in the wing read.
The transfer follows the White House proclamation Changing the name of the Mexican Bay to Gulf of America. “If the bay can be Americanized, we can too,” said Landry. “Besides, Landrian just feels … intended.”
According to the order, all references to “Louisiana” in the State Constitution, motorway signs, goods, license plates and textbooks have to be updated until July 4, 2025. “Louisiana had a good run”, added Landry. “But it’s time for something more … I.”
The State Tourism Council was behind the task of developing a brand new slogan for summer. The first contenders are “Landriana: Where Freedom Reigns, as well as Jeff” and “Landriana: New Name of the New Era”.
The public response was mixed. “At first I thought it was a joke,” said Linda Guidry, a resident of Parish, Linda Guidry. “Then I saw a new state seal from a landed nutria like a horse and I thought – yes, it follows.”
“I’m just trying to renew my fishing license,” said Dale Bourgeois, a resident of Plaquemines Parish. “Now I have to prove that I am a Landrian citizen?”
One anonymous supporter praised this movement, saying: “This is what is needed now – a name that shows strength, tradition and a soft ending” A “. I also promised Landrian Vanity’s plate with my dog’s name, so I’m inside. “
Additional regulations in the executive order include the change of LSU name to the state of State University, although the football team will still be called “Fightin ‘Jeffs”. For now, no changes are expected to the Tailgating Schedule. The official state motto can even be modified from “Union, Justice and Trust” to “Heritage, Leadership and Landing” – and there have to be a scream when calling the jury.
The executive order also assigns funds for brand new state maps, motorway marking and a limited commemorative edition of the coin wearing the Landry profile in sunscreen, actually the Gulf of America. The ceremonial change of the name of the parade is to stay in July, waiting for the final approval of the Governor’s float – he laid a gold hammer on wheels, pulled by unclean alligators and surrounded by fog machines, with the remix of the Gospel “Calllin ‘Baton Rouge” with full volume.
Officials also confirmed the plans to update the state flag. “We don’t change it because anyone has demanded it,” explained one spokesman. “We change it because we are patriotic. We’re all Jeff.”
Another less known recipe includes the installation of the Governor Statua in the capitol of Rotunda to “serve as a symbol of timeless leadership.”
“It’s definitely a holiday,” said one in all the adviser. “But if you read a small print, he also quietly replaces the governor of the wax.”
